What did your mother say that made your jaw drop?
Last Updated: 16.06.2025 23:41
“Oh come off it mum what would be the point?”
Well I slept with the president of the Lawn tennis Association year ago, I think he may have remembered!!
Well the other day she came into my shop asking for the usual discount and mentioned that she had tickets for the wimbledon Tennis final but couldn’t go.
What do you say after "Hi" when chatting?
Well son “ I think I might have got you some tickets”
My mother said to me “ Why didn’t you speak to me about this before”
Do you know what she said mum?
If women aren't shallow, why do most tall, good-looking men have girlfriends?
What do you mean son?
What! how could you do that?
Well she is so snotty, O.K. she may have married a bit of money, I don’t know but she feels she is above everybody else.
Were you ever in love with your teacher?
What on earth has brought this on, said my mother?
Oh I said, can my wife have them she would give her right arm to see a Wimbledon tennis final?
True - how I loved my mum!
About 30 years back, I was speaking with my mother.
“Mum why is my sister such a bitch!”
So I said to my sister “ You mean to say that that you leave two empty seats rather than give them to your brother” I replied in astonishment. - “Well yes thats how it works in our circle!” responded my sister.
What is the one thing you don't understand that others do?
She said, “Oh no I can’t give you our tickets, if we can’t go, well we don’t go - it is just not done to give away final tickets.”